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Re: It's ma burfday!!
Felicitations on your natal day.
As a general tip, in terms of winning bets in pubs. It is worth spreading the impression that one is the greatest repository of popular songs in the world. To the degree that one has the ability to call to mind a popular song which makes reference to any first name that may be suggested.
Wait till some sportsperson has the temerity to challenge your claim, then lay off a suitable sum that you can proove your boast. Wherupon your opponent will come up with some uncommon name to flummox you and win his/her wager.
At this point you sing "Happy Birthday to *******" and walk away a richer and smugger person.
If I were to charge the going rate for such pearls of wisdom, I would be far too wealthy to concern myself in speaking to any of you. But I'm a philanthropic and convivial soul at heart, so I distribute them for free.
Kind regards,
Dr. Q.
As a general tip, in terms of winning bets in pubs. It is worth spreading the impression that one is the greatest repository of popular songs in the world. To the degree that one has the ability to call to mind a popular song which makes reference to any first name that may be suggested.
Wait till some sportsperson has the temerity to challenge your claim, then lay off a suitable sum that you can proove your boast. Wherupon your opponent will come up with some uncommon name to flummox you and win his/her wager.
At this point you sing "Happy Birthday to *******" and walk away a richer and smugger person.
If I were to charge the going rate for such pearls of wisdom, I would be far too wealthy to concern myself in speaking to any of you. But I'm a philanthropic and convivial soul at heart, so I distribute them for free.
Kind regards,
Dr. Q.
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