Re: A thread to show that there is still a pulse of life in the forum....

[Sir A Poiselamppe]

Worry not!!!! I have disabled the device with my Toast Morningstar....

[Zwack]

It's not that I don't like tea, but being showered with it is a bit too much. One would much rather sit down around the table and consume the tea, and varieties of baked goods in a polite and civilised manner.

Z.

[Mrs. Sullivan]

I suppose a demonstration of my muffin-mortar is out of the question at this point?

Some years ago I left my then-boyfriend and some of his gaming buddies alone in the house with a stack of freshly baked muffins I had made for breakfast. I went out shopping only to return to find that a muffin war had broken out during my absence, and someone had broken a pane out of one of the living room windows by flinging a muffin through it.

Needless to say, i was quite embarassed to find that my baked goods had been used as ammunition.

My baking skills have improved considerably since then.

Mrs. S.

[Violet R]

Do you have dwarf ancestry by any chance?

[Prof. George of Chaos]

It's not that I don't like tea, but being showered with it is a bit too much. One would much rather sit down around the table and consume the tea, and varieties of baked goods in a polite and civilised manner.

Z.

Well...I suppose I can't fault that ambition.
#Takes crockery fromm a nearby cupboard and begins laying the table.#

Now, would any of you chaps and chapettes have a set of atches about your person?

What do I need matches for, you ask? Why, for my Internal Combustion Teapot, of course!

Violet! You too enjoy Terry Pratchett's fine works?

[Administrator]

Still going!

It's not that I don't like tea, but being showered with it is a bit too much. One would much rather sit down around the table and consume the tea, and varieties of baked goods in a polite and civilised manner.

Z.

Well...I suppose I can't fault that ambition.
#Takes crockery fromm a nearby cupboard and begins laying the table.#

Now, would any of you chaps and chapettes have a set of atches about your person?

What do I need matches for, you ask? Why, for my Internal Combustion Teapot, of course!

Violet! You too enjoy Terry Pratchett's fine works?

I fear that the internal combustion teapot may rapidly become an external combustion teapot- oh well! *passes matches and safety goggles*

[Zwack]

Still going!

*Dons Safety Glasses*

You expected otherwise? I'm afraid that I check in every now and again...

Z.

[Sir A Poiselamppe]

So after a long absence I find myself here again... BG having had some sort of breakdown (rubber band again probably....

So.. Tea and scones anyone?

[Herr Döktor]

Last time we suspected foul play: traces of ovaltine were found in the donkey...

[Captain Lyerly]

"Some Ovaltine, perhaps?"

"Nothing, THANKS!"


Chas.

[Prof. George of Chaos]

#Sets light to the Teapot's spout, and leans back gingerly.#

Happy Halloween, incidentally chaps.

[Captain Lyerly]

Hmm... not much here these days. Good to see the lifeboat still floats.


Cheers


Chas

[Zwack]

Indeed, and then it is needed...

Z.

[Flynn_MacCallister]

I'll run and put the kettle on, shall I?

Quite an ominous-sounding error message, that one today, wouldn't you say?

[Administrator]

Been absent for quite some time but as always there's still a pulse of life... *takes a sip of now slightly cool tea*

[Administrator]

Oh! a double post, still the forum is still going. I'll probably need to dust the mantel though...

[Miles (a sailor)Martin]

just crawled abored as the good vessel brass goggles is taking a make and mend holiday it seems. i am quite glad that you have been keeping the tea on and the dustkraken under control M'lady Pheobsky, um I did pronounce that right, I hope.
Miles

[Argus Fairbrass]

Hello everyone!

I'm not normally a tea drinker but I'll certainly have a cup with you today.

*sips* mmm....cheers!

[Capt. Dirigible Mk II]

Hmmm..down for most of yesterday and now down for all of today, so far..despite the 'back in a few minutes' message.

Maybe we should consider another server or something as this seems to be happening an awful lot lately.

I know our technical staff are doing the utmost but it shouldn't go down this often...should it?

[Argus Fairbrass]

It's just too big and heavy I'm afraid.

We need to drop some ballast old bean! I would volunteer myself of course being a stout Englishman and all that, but well...my half aunt is American, and she may in fact be a Werewolf, so this time I say...

Remember The Alamo!

[James Harrison]

Well... I'm glad the lifeboat hasn't sprung a leak like the BG!

[Miles (a sailor)Martin]

it seems i did somthing and BG doesn't like me any more

[mwbaailey]

No, I think it might be that the ol' S.S. BG has capsized again.

[Miles (a sailor)Martin]

then she did it in a very strange way . i got a message telling me i was a spambot.
was very disapointing as iwas trying to log back on after i went shopping and i had left my 'puter running, oops , and got back and when i went to look at a nother post i got the spambot message and can't get on. waited a while tried again got the same message so logged on here and sent HAC a PM asking if he could look into it for me. haven't heard back yet, so here i am ,waiting mostly patintly, but i need my fix dang it

[Lady Arachne]

posted about ya hun in engine room hopefully it will get fixed.. hang in there

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