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Post  Mercury Wells on Mon Aug 15, 2011 4:46 pm

A man was up before the Judge accused of stealing from a music shop during the recent riots.

The lawyer for the accused admitted, while his client was guilty for stealing a stringed instrument, he wasn't a looter.

The Judge asked why the defendant didn't consider himself a looter?

Spoiler:
The accused replied..."Well M'lud, It was a Mandolin, not a Lute"



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Post  mwbaaailey on Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:30 am

Adam and Eve were naming animals. Adam saw a big creature with a weird, long, boneless nose and gigantic flapping ears said, "What shall we call this one?"
"Why don't we call it an 'elephant'"?

"But, why?"

"Because it looks more like an elephant than anything else we've seen so far."
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