Describe yourself in ONE word!( explain why)

Notorious.
Because I have been nearly arrested by the Police,been in the press a few times in my life, nearly involved in a murder case,( and all of these things brought about by cases of mistaken identity, and being in the wrong place at the wrong time, or the like).( I'm not actually bad....Honest!)

Does "Slightly Odd" count as one or two words (I can hyphenate them if you wish)

Alternatively "eccentric" or "unusual" might be better"

Being a suspect in a murder enquiry is not fun - I had that dubious honour once!
( after "helping with enquiries" I was absolved very quickly of any wrong doing)

Can Madscientist be one word? I suppose not...

"Madman" (or genius, its strange how often those two traits coincide )
I have a few screws loose and my mainspring is overwound. But I still create amazing things ... while trying not to sound too conceited I do electronics and play many strange instruments, I have a collection of very old voltmeters too and a collection of very old bottles amounting to over 350 articles . I live and work in solitude, but this seems to be the fate of most madmen.

"Scandalous" might be the word.
Why? Because I met Mr. S. when he was a mere lad of 19 and I was a divorcee of 37 with two children.
They said it would never last.
Fourteen years later, we have the last laugh!

At the risk of seeming to sound facetious, the word I would use to describe myself is "me".

Why? Because I had to fight very hard at school to accept that I am who I am, and two decades after leaving I'm not entirely sure I've won that fight yet.

Ditzy

Because I'm very easily distracted, especially in social situations. I fluster easily in public and lose my train of thought. I tend to compensate with nervous chatter and laughter, which ironically makes people think I'm gregarious.

Conversely, when I'm on my own, I'm capable of intense concentration, being so focused on what I'm doing that I tune out everything else, and forget that the kettle's boiling, the bathtub's overflowing, the ice cream's melting on the kitchen table, the keys are hanging in the lock of the front door, etc., etc.

"heh"

because thats the general responce to my existance ^_^

Physicist.

Mad, barking or eccentric as required.

GINGER

for i am proud of my hair

Stoic

I tend to not let things bother me much

Unflappable. Try not to let things bother me, no matter how weird they get.

No.

Quack.

explain myself? aardvark.

Philosopher - Because I seek wisdom.

Z.

What?

because.