Re: It's alive!...It's Alive!!...IT'S ALIVE!!!

Mrs. Sullivan Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:06 am

The Kernel wrote:Shouldn't be 42?

But you see, it's one more, now isn't it?
That makes it better.

Mrs. S

T.Taylor the Third Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:34 am

*Suddenly apperers with a loud bang and much noxious fumes"

IT WORKS!!! It works it..*notices the attire of all thouse present*
oh......BLAST IT ALL! I WAS INVENTING A TIME MACHINE NOT A MATTER DISPLACER.

so were is this, eh? london? berlin? Jupiter? and i ...say is that tea? may i have a cup?

Jennette Haber Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:54 am

yes, yes you may

Silas Morgan Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:30 am

explosive squirrels

Hey... maybe no one else has this problem...... but up here in the mountains, we have kamikaze squirrels.... so far we have been lucky that they only tape m-80s on there body's.... but in the future (if any of them survive) , they are planing on taping grenades to their body's.........dang squirrels.....

stormfeather Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:05 am

In the mountains eh?
Please be advised that using squirrels mounted with M-80's or even grenades is inadequate for avalanche control.
It just makes the Yetis mad.
Use the howitzer please.....
pass the Yak butter will ye Robot-butler, it is yummy in tea and put away the duct tape, Silas.

Even if we are shipwrecked in the Jupitorian, Himalayas we can still be civilized.

The Kernel Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:16 am

Kamikaze Squirrels eh?
We aught to think ourselves lucky we don't have those saboteur squirrels round here.
Spotting kamikaze squirrels with taped on weapons is easy with a decient pair of binoculars but those wooden clogs are really tricky to spot!

Siliconous Skumins Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:56 pm

stormfeather wrote:In the mountains eh?
Please be advised that using squirrels mounted with M-80's or even grenades is inadequate for avalanche control.
It just makes the Yetis mad.
Use the howitzer please.....

I tried that once, but the squirrels tend to jam in the breech - or at least something approaching the consistency and colour of jam.... Shocked

SS

T.Taylor the Third Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:59 pm

hmm they must be the rare strawberry squirrels.

Mad Maxine Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:27 am

Looks to me as if that last squirrel had two grenades taped between it's legs somehow. *snicker* Shocked

Jennette Haber Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:22 am

T.Taylor the Third wrote:hmm they must be the rare strawberry squirrels.

Are they by chance friends with the tooast chipmunks?

stormfeather Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:21 pm

I said, use the howitzer please , NOT the bleedin' howitzer.

Fire in the hole!

Sir A Poiselamppe Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:18 am

Jennette Haber wrote:
T.Taylor the Third wrote:hmm they must be the rare strawberry squirrels.
Are they by chance friends with the tooast chipmunks?

I hear that the Honey Badgers may join forces too

Jennette Haber Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:36 am

if someone has tea this has the makings of a wonderfully lovely brunch ^_^

The V.A.P. Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:26 am

Its a veritable army of breakfasty critters. This is like a wierd nightmare.

Mr. Ethan Grammatikidis Sat Oct 11, 2008 2:40 am

It's not as weird as Breakfast of the Gods yet.

JingleJoe Sat Oct 11, 2008 2:52 am

Nothing is as weird as the again game Shocked

Buford Mathias Esq. FRS Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:40 pm

It seems that whatever transported you into this weird orange (yet eerily familiar) world has unhinged your minds.

Ah well. Now that we're here I'll have a yak-butter and squirrel-jam sandwich and a cup of tea, please.

Haizea Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:58 pm

Now goddamn it, I was in the middle of fixing something. Who screwed around with the time and/or space travel device? You know full well you're not supposed to hit the red button that says DO NOT TOUCH on it.
Hmph...well until we get back, does anyone want tea? I've got normal tea, abnormal tea, fruit tea, leaf tea, twig tea, tree tea, tea tree tea...

Sir A Poiselamppe Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:43 am

An Isle of Man TT please..

Jennette Haber Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:21 am

normal tea please, anyone have some toast?

Dandeliondream Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:37 am

I would like 7 cups or 3 1/2 tea,and the other half TEA with sugar.

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I have some toast,but it has jam on it is that OK?

Jennette Haber Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:16 am

is it strawberry? i love strawberry ^_^

Siliconous Skumins Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:31 am

Jennette Haber wrote:is it strawberry? i love strawberry ^_^

No - that looks like squirrel to me....

SS

Haizea Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:04 pm

Sir A Poiselamppe wrote:An Isle of Man TT please..

I don't believe I brought the Isle of Man TT with me...I have TNTea, if you'd like some of that. Has quite a kick to it.

Buford Mathias Esq. FRS Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:45 pm

I tried that once.
It blew my mind.

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